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bangkok pics

2007-06-21T00:50:00.000+08:00

hey ramesh and cheryl... where's the bangkok pics? wanna have a look at the places you guys have been. post up la.

2007-03-05T17:48:00.000+08:00

happy chinese new year 2007!

2007-02-16T14:01:00.000+08:00

from iluvtina to all of you~

LOLz! All this happened at SOGO!

2007-01-12T06:05:00.000+08:00

Poor guy, got a F --> Worry not! It's realistic until I can imagine it!

French Maid?! @@"?

2006-12-29T15:55:00.000+08:00

My, my.. look how hairy your legs are.. .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . . @@"..

The dog went...........

And the cat was...................

And it HAD to come to this.......................

So...........................................

Have a nice day...

England Powderfool..

2006-12-07T21:19:00.000+08:00

Yessirr Yeessiiirrr..

Aiyoyoo... (Extended Version)... hmm.. very powder.. very very powderfooooll....

Once Upon a Time in a Galaxy Far Faaar Awayyyy

2006-12-07T20:20:00.000+08:00

In a distance galaxy...

Slow rock...

When travel further down the galaxy...

When 2 galaxies combined together...

So quite.. let me post something..

2006-12-03T00:57:00.000+08:00

HEHE..this is from our last KK trip... chor tai dee kings!!

serious negotitations taking place...

Kel Rynn's Birthday 05 Nov 06

2006-11-11T10:03:00.000+08:00

ha haa... gelagat lover's!!

the ultimate game.. excuse to drink only la...

Winning & Losing Faces..

2006-11-02T00:58:00.000+08:00

Monopoly game during rayaat Kok LEong place.... hehee kiasu faces!

Hoong kwan & Ching wei gang wins!

Round 2 guess whos the winner? :p

Melvin's Weddign Part 2

2006-11-02T00:51:00.001+08:00

HEHE part 2...

Melvin's Wedding

2006-11-01T00:32:00.000+08:00

Hi All,

Enjoy! one more maybe tomorrow k.. sleepy already..

Mah Burfday!!!

2006-10-08T06:46:00.000+08:00

HeyyAALLL!!!!!!! :)

HEHEHEeeeeeeehehhe... Yup! i'm awake and Drunk in Cyber SpaceeeeE :)
Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck you!!! (cursing to prove i'm not sober) :p ahhahaa...(time now was 5.30am!!!!!!....i took Fuckin long to load the pics!) eh this year i improve la.. no more cursing but show middle finger! kekeke..

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you SOOooOooOoooo much for the PARTY!!!!!!!!!! especially to my babby MR KENNY LEE... IN DA HOUSE!!!! :D ITS the BEST surprise ever!!!!!!!! i LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously i didn;t suspect anything!!! you're GOOD! :p Muahsss Muahhss Muahhass.. erm to the rest jangan jealous yee... you ppl punya comin up!

AHHHHH i'm a quater of a century OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! coming up november and december babies hahaa...

not sure y i'm awake at this hourr... I LOVE you GUYS!!!! thank you for being there tonight and giving me the LOVELY and COOLEST surprise! hey! we've reunited in the BEST party ever!!(this year la... not forgetting our Ja Rule & ashanti times!) Cindy & Siok Yin thank you for turning uP! i think this is our 1st time since so long that we;ve partied! OF course to ZE BEXT GANG.. MUaahhss muahhshss MUAHHHSSSS to you guys!!! thought u forgot! :( ehehe.. honestly today i was thinking bout the birthday that you've celebrated with me at Bangsar 2 years agoo... meelll lovely melissa gooi.. :) thanks for dumping your friends to come for my birthday!

Hey mathan and kok leong machas...you weren't there.. :( i don;t care.... ramesh ask them to stop talking to me if i see them ok! heheeeeeeeee.......

SHIT 2 flaming lumbhorgini!!!! (excuse my spellin man!) Crazy Ramesh planned to kill me tonight!! (what were u thinking manN!!!) :) hahahahaa. luckily i makan ice cream la.. earlier.. although i think its cuz of that ... not sure why la i didn;t pengsan after the 1st one..but of course as ususal my tangki very the small .. went to the looo so many many times.. tiring ler...

Hoong kwan my faithful drinking guardian you did a good job getting the girls to WARM UP! they were dancin and dancin like gila womens!!~~ woooo wooo.. hehee

VEry happyyyy thank you for making time.. shesshh.. starting to sound like i'm giving a speech at Oscars (i would liek to thank my mum. my family, my pals....yada yada yada) kakaka anywayss.. i can;t wait to load the pics that i've manage to takee.. .they're COOOLLLLlioooO!!!

pls find below the pics you've all taken...( too much emailin at work) :D

all still sober... as iff.. :P

suppose to take pics for us.. but posing 1st..

babes!

what's left of me (kelly clearkson)

this pic is one of the nicer ones !! (thanks to expert cameraman kenny )

banyaknye minummM!!

okok.. signs of highness..

ah kitt.. maintainin! :p

at this moment, miss wee already sat down.. heheh signs of no backbones..

hahah yo yoo! Cindy my BEST friend!

i found a friend in you~

drinking buddiess! hahahaa...

sweet sweet michelle..

huggss!~

on the dance floor! you me & dupreee??

my honneeeyyy .. MUAKS!

freddy and kel ryn.. trying to hide from my drinking manager : Ms Cheryl Wee hahaha!

mr hans and chrissy elliot!

hooi.. why u so late?

Coolest libra-rianss!!!!!

these 2 tried not to bocor rahsiah to me the whole day! :) ehehe.. EH! you two can get Grammys la!

ramesh says: drinking is an art!!

drinking manager sober up again!

mr DJ.. NAshh.. quite good lookin also. hahaa.. michelle and mel was busy electrifying him for more music!

light on!

the end ke?
~

tak boleh lioa.. all DRUNK!

tehheeeheee that's all! enjoy!.. i had to load them one by one.. not sure y can't load multiple pics at once.. :) but for u guys anytime!

ALSO I LOVE ALL THE PRESENTS!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!

hhmm.. 3 hours online.. the longest since centuries agoo.. sober up lioa.. :D haha!

2006-10-04T04:29:00.000+08:00

Mic..........

N what does that spell?

Cyber Mesh

2006-10-03T16:21:00.000+08:00

Hi, it seems like a trend to upload yourself into the Internet nowadays.

I'm Cyber Mesh, nice to meet you. You can view me at:

http://www.geocities.com/michaelvanx/mesh.gif

Thanks!

Cyber Kif

2006-09-28T14:37:00.000+08:00

Hi, I'm cyber kif. I've uploaded myself into the internet. You can view me at:

http://www.geocities.com/michaelvanx/kit2.gif

Thanks!

Message of the day:

2006-09-20T16:38:00.000+08:00

Sharing is caring:
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/crappy_tina1/my_photos

Merdeka 06 BBQ pictures...

Upacara pembukaan Pam(elos)

2006-09-14T17:28:00.000+08:00

Hai Yok and Lalas

2006-09-14T17:20:00.000+08:00

This is a story about hai yok and lalas...

One day this hai, met lala, they fell in love and got a baby..

Puzzled, it seems like a crossbreed, it has hai yok but lala shape..

So was talking to kif this afternoon, and asked him what name should the baby be?

His reply, lala hai yok..

OK la, this is just a mock up stupid story, but got ppl read 1 wohhh :P hahaha..

Kit disturbing the lala hai yok with a straw... *jahat-nyas*

2006-08-30T10:19:00.000+08:00

Oxford dict

2006-08-28T15:27:00.000+08:00

By all means, Oxford should add these words to their dictionary:-

dumbfuck - too dumb to fuck/stupidity that knows no bound/too stupid till indescribable

hai yong - word: mou jeng tit hai yong, meaning: you are too handsome

pepet - meaning: eh friend!/or eh buddy!

kuku - meaning: same as pepet..

pepet hai kam miong - usage: just simply utter the words when playing pool, meaning: you are good!

pei yan tiu - meaning: angry already! or also in pool, you are good!

nyama coil - meaning: mosquito coil, only RM1.30!!

bang balls - meaning: play pool/snooker

kunji - usage: call when want to order drink, meaning guy!

kudi - usage: same as kunji

ombodeh - usage: to call someone who is metrosexual

hoi lau lin (bukak durian) - meaning: open the durian (precaution: wear mask)

tiger beer, tiger beer, liong lap sap ng kau - meaning two bottle tiger beer= RM15/or someone is drunk

gau lun - meaning: wad for? @@"?

mahai - universal sentence opener, to begin a sentence with, or to let people know you want to begin a sentence/statement

liam - meaning: i am happy...

SOME PHOTOS

2006-08-27T22:19:00.000+08:00

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say "No"
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)

I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say "No"
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)

nickelback - figured u out.. sounds so hamsup :D

Teluk Gong: POSTPONE

2006-08-25T19:18:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry.

My mom is in the hospital now.

Ovarian cancer.

She undergo surgery last Monday.

Sorry guys, I have to take care of her for the time being. I will definitely belanja. Only a bit later la.

cherating best pics I

2006-08-11T18:08:00.000+08:00

couple of the year

2006-08-08T14:49:00.000+08:00

kel-rynn & freddie

cherating beach 2006

MANA SATU U ORG NAK????

2006-07-24T10:16:00.000+08:00

Hey juz giving a pre plan of our trip....

Thursday->>>some one will have to do the shopping for beers and tits bite..opps titbits

Friday---->> Either we leave at 3 am like wat Hans suggest or we leave at 6 or 7am.Which u
all prefer????? I need to know who is driving as well??
If we leave at 3 am we can reach there ,play water n take brunch or watever
then we check in OR
we move at 6 or 7 am, reach Karak town have breakfast n then reach Cherating
juz b4 or at 12pm to check in. SO DECIDE>>>>

cherating here we come!

2006-07-23T01:23:00.000+08:00

just the cherating trip is on. tentative date 4-6 Aug 2006. so get your bikinis and swimming trunks on! err...unless ur planning for skinny deeping then forget about the swim wear. hehe~

2006-07-21T15:56:00.000+08:00

Smoking room -tsmhomies style ~ the limited edition..

P/S: Gambar yang disiarkan adalah semata-mata untuk hiburan bersama dan tidak berkaitan dengan mana-mana pihak biar yang hidup mahupun yang dah mati.

2006-07-21T12:39:00.000+08:00

the MATCHAS sold their debut album for more than 1 million copies world wide.

featuring 3 singles
"Let's Touch"
"Seasons in the Sea"
"Pull My Pants Down feat Mr.Kool"

go grab your copy today.

ER_WORLDCUP UPDATES!!!

2006-07-19T02:44:00.000+08:00

OKlah, some ranjau panjang worldcup updates,

Yea yea, France got into the finals, Italy WON, Zidane got KOO KOO in the final 10 minutes, and MATAlessy is gay holding ppl's boobs like that, (hmm.. he must be a durian seller @@"")..

Woohoo!! It was an exciting event but exiting event for all that didn't make it. Too bad, come back in 4 years <_<"".. And Ronaldo will be 50 pounds heavier by then.

Anyway, the FollowME shampoo didn't work dudes, thousands appologies.

But, something caught my attention in middle of the games,

hmm.. u guess wat they doin? @@"""

hmm...x2 @@""""""""x2

amboi!!! sleeping!!! @@""""""""""""""""x3

ahhahaahaha.. nola, just kinda funny he was sleeping like that @@"""

thousands appologies ramish, jgn marah2... 1 bucket on me lah ;)...

ADIOS worldcup, come back in 4 years, and FollowME shampoo upgraded version xx2 will be waiting.

Cheers...

Malacca Trip

2006-07-17T12:10:00.000+08:00

Hi Fren, It me....I wonder why nobody post anything rubbish here one?sien....Anyway, let me share something with you all la...

Last weekend i went to Malacca with my frens..we go there jz purposely for the foods..nyoyak food, chicken rice ball, satay jeruk, cendol and ........

Cendol with Durian perisa **** (4 stars out of 5 stars)

Satay jeruk *** (3 stars out of 5 stars)
p/s : the prawn damn big size (only 50cent)

haha...sorry i forgot to take photo for the chicken rice ball, Sea food at portuguese settlement and nyonyak food...too hungry and forgot liao..haha

2006-07-17T12:03:00.000+08:00

Stupid working life..
When there is lots of work, i complain bz,
Bt when there is no work, i complain boring..
When there is lots of work, average pay , i complain low pay,
But when there is lots of work, high pay, i complain high responsibilities..
When there is no work average pay, i complain no chance to learn new things,
Bt when there is no work, high pay, my dear..where to find such work??

My my..y do i hv so much to complain?? I must b too free…wu she luin siong, wasting time..

new time teller..

2006-07-12T23:33:00.000+08:00

hey all.. bump into one of the blogs and saw this time teller..

cool huh? :) added it in... hope u guys liked it too!

outlook

2006-07-12T23:08:00.000+08:00

heellooo... can someone change the look of the blog ar?? heheh abit boring lioa.. at least change edi it looks new then more ppl would come in?? :P

Gangsters Fighting

2006-07-12T02:48:00.000+08:00

http://purefren.net/pureland/viewArticle.php?essayID=35151

http://purefren.net/pureland/viewM.htm

hmm, don't quite understand what they arguing, but it seems the gal said something, but didn't want to admit or is that so? @@"? That situation admit also die, don't admit also die, tell me la apa boleh buat? :O but kinda funny she didn't ran away...

HEADLINE NEWS dei! Please don't be like this!!!

ENJOY!!!

lotsa lucks to you!

2006-07-10T16:00:00.000+08:00

MURUKKU...

you've passed your exams!

now you're flying off to another land

more challanges and FUN!

you better enjoy yourself to the max!

and lotsa lucks to you!

I'm sorry Pakcik Guard, I stole ur sign...

2006-07-08T17:40:00.000+08:00

Ok la, time for some ranjau panjang story,

Past week, my mom asked me to service the car...

MOM: Michael, can you take the car to service? The oil 'overdue' already lah...
ME: OK, but i'm going to KL for a while..
MOM: (must be thinking, mahai, ask you service car, bring to KL 1st woh)

...back from KL...

ME: EH, u think service in Proton expensive ar?
KJ: Er... don't know lah..
ME: (Bravely), ok nevermind we go there and see..

...arrives in Proton service center (Subang Hightech Center)...

ME: OOOH PAKCIK!!! sini ada service kereta a?
Pakcik Guard: Ada, ada... mana kereta?
ME: OO, kat sana,
Pakcik Guard: (Thinks for a while), nah ambik ni letak kat kereta, masuk dalam itu belok kanan,
ME: (Takes sign and @@""??),

...walking back to car...

ME: Ehh.. wtf, i don't want service car here la!! so mafarn!! they give me a sign!!
KJ: Mahai, then give back the sign la..
ME: Aiyo!! don't want! shy la, take sign and give back meh.. u help me give la, i drive the car there, then u fast fast run down give him back.. OK!?!? @@"???
KJ: Makahai! don't want!
ME: (See fut kwai, don't want help me!!) THEN HOW?!?!
KJ: Don't give back la!! just drive the car!!
ME: (Panic, @@""")

...quickly reversed, and drove off... *almost accident tim.. :P

The pakcik guard must be thinking, mahai this 2 fellas, came to proton service center, took the sign and drove off!! blardy thieves!!

That's the story :D ahahahhahahhaahahhahahahahaha... ngok ngok ngok :P

Invitation

2006-07-08T13:23:00.000+08:00

I don't know whether people still visit this blog anymore, but I still post it up here. This is a free event from Henessey, the last time that I went, I was pissed drunk on free flow Henessey all through the nite!! Not free flow of watery diluted as fuck beer people, it is smooth cognac that we are talking about here!! But I am not sure about this time though, whether they have free flow or not.

I can bring three in to the event at Zouk. So, any takers? Any more than that you guys have to RSVP yourself.

忘

2006-07-05T18:42:00.000+08:00

心亡了
所以忘了

For Smokers Only

2006-07-04T03:23:00.000+08:00

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!

wa kong?

2006-06-18T03:29:00.000+08:00

lu kong wa kong ha mi? mai kong loh!

http://www.syfc.org.sg/events/dvc/cinema.html

damn funny dei..

=.=

2006-05-28T19:58:00.000+08:00

aiyah... no 1 turn up 1.. no 1 wants to be a star a?.. only ramesh went...........................................................................................

Who want to be a star?!?!?!

2006-05-25T20:50:00.000+08:00

Hello!!!

I have a friend who is in production line. She is currently looking for people for a test shoot on a reality tv show for 8tv.

The concept: Something about what girls look into guys. Or did she mention something around also? @@"? Anyway, basically, the guy need to do some tasks. Which was not elaborated..............

So I got some office people interested. Ramish picture also I send already ahhahaa... Interested people please send me your PICTURE! michaelvanx@hotmail.com

I'll forward it to my friend. Thank you!!!

Wai Kit, KNNCCBU - kaninecaochibaiu, ask Rahman to join also, no excuse, he can miss the bus =.="""

Cool ads

2006-05-15T17:40:00.000+08:00

IInteresting adss..

Maksud tersirat lahh...

Guys to Girls... Football CraZie.. FUNNY!

2006-05-11T16:51:00.000+08:00

IMPORTANT NOTICE - WORLD CUP REMINDER
Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...

FAILURE TO ADHERE TO THE RULES STIPULATED AS PER BELOW WILL RESULT IN SEVERE REPERCUSSIONS.

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations.

If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. This rule however is discretionary. (please refer to rule 2)

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce (not necessarily in that order).

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go,

and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years".

I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,Men of the World
CHEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!

Portaitss....

2006-05-04T22:46:00.000+08:00

Thursday.. hanging out at my workplace...

hehee... after a makeover... :) at Estee Lauder Makeover event Mid Valley..

Daily Quotes...

2006-05-03T00:43:00.000+08:00

Hey thought i'd share with you guys some daily quotes..

Something for everyone to read daily.. added a link into our blog..

ENJOY!

lagoon

2006-05-02T12:04:00.000+08:00

how was the weekend at lagoon? i'm sure you guys had much much fun.
waiting patiently for the updates and definitely pics!

What does Love mean?

2006-04-21T18:09:00.000+08:00

* When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 *

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

* Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

* "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy -age 6

* "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

* "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

* "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

* "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

* If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

* "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7

* "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

* "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

* "My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

* "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age5

* "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

* "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

* "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

* "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an imagination) Karen - age 7

* "Love is when Daddy sees Mommy on the toilet and he doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

* "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

so wat does Love means to you?

YAWN...........

2006-04-18T12:45:00.000+08:00

Sigh!!!!! Me in da office, very da boringgggggggg!!!!!!!!! Nothin to do lehhhhh.
Hey wana go karaoke tis weekend???? waikit got some vouchers but only can use from 3pm to 5pm.Any body interested?Yawn again... me going to sleep now,wake me up when u guys have decided...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

party Animals

2006-04-16T19:45:00.000+08:00

Hey .. Mathan's farewell... yet again! ehehhee...

who's drunk & who's not??

Karambunai v1

2006-04-12T22:00:00.000+08:00

Learnt something valuable when we were in Karambunai, KK. If you wanna have a great beach vacation, go in a group of 2 guys and another 2 alkies:)

Some preliminary pictures to give an idea of what we did in KK.

Booze in the room...

This is the consequences of teaming up against the guys in ChorTaiTee. Girls end up drinking liquor like water. Can't even sit up straight. We started drinking at 12noon. And they are already "out" by 2.30pm, along with half of the BL.

Booze at the pool...

Two are sober, and 2 are drunk. guess which is which...

Amoi Posing ... Ewah!!!

Macha Posing ... Even more dashyat pose!

to be continued... (along with more exciting stories...)

Entertaiment..

2006-04-07T00:38:00.000+08:00

This is GOOD! for them who enjoyed the MOVIE "Geisha"..:p

Excellent Book... Good Movie.. Excellent Actresses...

here's to the movie..Enjoy...

How strong is your average Kelisa?

2006-04-05T18:50:00.000+08:00

We'd always know that our national are crap. I mean, admit it, if you scratch it, you probably see the Milo word under the coat of paint. Regrettably I have joined the club recently as one of the (not so) proud owner of an Iswara. But that's another story.

Back with the issue at hand, this is an awesome video to answer my question. No, the question on the title of the posting is not menat to be answered by you. But it is answered here in this video, LITERALLY. Have fun. And yes, as Joe Kidd puts it, this is an Abu Ghraib torture, most certainly not for the faint of heart.

Press play first, then press pause to let it load fully before you enjoy the exciting content of the video.

Sit back, relax and enjoy.

Hurrah for all Kelisa owners!! (Sorry Ching Wei, Chris and Freddie).

Look at the bright side, at least with the NAP (National Automobile Policy), cars will be cheaper!!

hmmmm. jgn kahwin awal. lebih lebih kalau u tu kuat minum

2006-04-03T18:00:00.000+08:00

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and
showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brandsfrom 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,
"Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses.."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer,
so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
"Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.... I won't be long, I'll be right back.
I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?"
She opened the oven and tookout 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
"LISTEN UP , DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F**KING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FU**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A$$HOLE?" ..
and, they lived happily ever after.

Asalamualaikum

2006-03-31T01:13:00.000+08:00

Asalamualaikum! Nama saya Mical Ranjau Panjang. Nice to meeet chu!!! Saya umur dua puluh lima tahun. Kerja kat KL. Kawan sayer Kit, dia kote besar berkepala dua. Terkejut, SHOCK saya. 2 in 1 multifunction @@". Jangan marah yer. Kacau jer.. Saya dah giler.. hehe huhu hahaha... hohooho..

~~End of Story~~

Hmm... No post for so long in this blog... post mamat story let u guys read. Enjoy!!!

Kisah Kisah Mamat Nescafe Ice~~~

2006-03-31T01:03:00.000+08:00

Man: Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis.Semua orang takut ngan dia.Taufik: Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruhorang tunduk, mestiorang tu tunduk.Man: Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?Taufik: Tukang gunting rambut.

B.IAyah: Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosongjer...! Apasal hah?Anak: Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adikdah kasi bintangbanyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintangla. Bila sampaiturnadik jer,bintang dah abis... So sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adikbulan.

SuduDoktor: Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.Pesakit: Eh! tak boleh la doktor.Doktor: Kenapa?Pesakit: Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

MayatCikgu: Hasan, cuba kamu sambungkan 2 ayat inimenjadi satu ayat yanglengkap. 'Ali menaiki basikal ke sekolah'. 'Aliternampak mayat.'Hasan: Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal kesekolah. (LOL SOUND STUPID @@""")...

TiruCikgu: Encik,anak encik didapati meniru kawannyaSeman di dalam exam.Bapa: Apa bukti cikgu yang anak saya meniru?Cikgu: Cuba Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie.Siapakah menemui PulauPinang? Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu" dan anakencik pula menulis "Kalauengkau tak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".

Kangkung Oh~~ Kangkung

2006-03-31T00:59:00.000+08:00

Al kisah berlakunya cerita di sebuah kampung nundiutara kedah.Disitutinggallah dua keluarga yang satu tu janda beranakSatu. Anaknya pompuanbernama Milah dan yang satu lagi tu duda beranaksatu jugak. Tapi anak diani lelaki yang diberi nama Dollah. Setelah dari kecikhingga ke besardorang berdua tu berkawan, maka mak denganbapak kedua-dua belah pihaktelah setuju untuk mengahwinkan dorang ni.

Maka berpesanlah mak si milah kepada anaknya..."Milah....bila hang kahwin nanti...bila time malampertama Tu hanghati-hati sikit sebab mak dengaq maknya si Dollahtu dulu mati sebab Bapakdia punya sebesaq kepala lutut...So..mak takut gakkot-kot la si Dollah tunurun ikut pak dia"

Maka si milah pun ngangguk laaa. Dalam pada tujugak..bapaknya si Dollahtu pun tak lupa bagi peringatan pada anak dia..Diapun pesan la kat Dollah...."Dollah...... bila hang kawin ngan Milahnanti...time malampertama tuh hang kena jaga-jaga sikit... bukanpasai apa...pak dengaq paknya si Milah tu dulu mati sebab mak dia punyabergigi. Takut-takut lak siMilah tu nurun mak dia. Terkejut beruk siDollah..Anyway...Dollah pun ahahje la...

Diringkaskan cerita......kawin la Milah nganDolah.Time malam nak tidurpun tiba... Duk..dak..duk...dak...kedua pengantin tubila lampudah padam...ye la...teringatkan pesanan mak nganbapak dorang. Tapidiaorang buat-buat cool je.....macam tak de apa-apa. Masa tidur tu Milah pakaibaju tidur yg paling seksisekali pernah dibelinya. Jarang habih..... Dolah punapa lagi..terliuqla...tapibila cuba nak bukak step je..dia teringat pesananbapak dia. Dolah pundapat idea nak hulur lutut dia...kot-kot la betulbergigi si milahpunya... selamat sikit...Si Milah pun dapat ideajugak nak sua mulutdia...ye la.. kot-kot betul besaq kepalalutut...selamat sikit sebab diaboleh gigit.Bila bertemu je gigi si Milah ngan lutut siDollah...apalagi...dua-dua terkejut beruk lagi..Dollahterus lari balikrumah dia bagi tau bapak dia..."Pakkk....betulla siMilah punya bergigipakkk".Si Milah pun cam tu gak...balik habaq katmak dia. Tapi pak siDollah tak puas hati . Diaorang pun pi rumah Milahnak buat spotcheck.Masa tu Milah tengah mandi. Dollah nganbapaknya pun terus je tolakpintu bilik air si Milah.Apalagi...terkejut la si Milah yg tengah manditelanjang tu...dengan takberlengah lagi dia terus je capai pokok kangkongyg hidup subuq katlongkang bilik air dia tuh untuk tutup anu dia.....Bapak Dollah pun....bila nampak je...apalagi.....terus Jerit......."HAH!! TUDIA.....MAKANKANGKONG PULAK DAH!!!!! "

chap chap..........

2006-03-29T00:41:00.000+08:00

kerja susah, tak kerja lagi susah
makan susah, tak makan mestilah mati
lancap susah, tak lancap sure guarantee mandul

2006-03-28T18:38:00.000+08:00

Boring Nya...
Kerja pun boring, tak kerja pun boring,
makan pun boring tak makan mati la !!!

referring to the pic posted by KI aka sam ting..

2006-03-20T19:22:00.000+08:00

if u guys manage to c it, u'll understand this..

Mic.. too bad u r no longer our king,
pierced lil mic ain’t a big thing,
much should have seen sam ting’s big thing hanging,
shit !! was my first reaction, oh my god came running..

confronted sam ting on the big thing,
lil shy for me but it’s a 8 thing,
yup!! 8 –ing = kel-Rynn,
hahaha… this is me since I was 18.

big sacrifice for sam ting,
enormous sacrifice for poh ting ???
sam ting acted with much less thinking,
he “cut and paste” his thing,
so he can show it on the TSM homies' blog he call “ myspace”..

nw sam ting no longer have his ting,
kasihan betul I can only think,
for a ham sap kuai like sam ting,
without his big thing..how la is his future path going...

2006-03-20T01:38:00.000+08:00

ma hai...
again, me the watak utama...
felt like "pei yan char lan tou"

New generation of Sam Ting and Poh Ting

2006-03-18T18:10:00.000+08:00

Sam Ting and Poh Ting loves drinking,
Everyone drinking, Sam Ting and Poh Ting end up in dancing and kissing,
Sam Ting loves to sing and dance to 'LA BAMBA' while smoking,
Poh Ting enjoys hugging Sam Ting when everyone dancing,
Mooching and caressing,
until their friends mo gan taingggggg
cos this been happenning when the moon starts shinning.

When Sam Ting couldn't stop thinking of Poh Ting,
Sam Ting begans harrasing and kissing,
Sam Ting knew that this isn't the right thing,
but he couldn't resist the single thing.

so guys, why are we not helping them from stopping
so that this not goin to be a pain
Sam Ting and Poh Ting said that they don't want to be a saint
cos they know that they love each other more than anything

Since they can't stop themselves from playing
I wonder what is goin to happen the next thing....

Sam Ting & Poh Ting?

2006-03-18T17:28:00.000+08:00

Where Sam Ting and Poh Ting went? MIA arr? Could this be the latest generation of Sam Ting and Poh Ting?

???

2006-03-16T13:45:00.000+08:00

4 dayz passes no one post anything new…

No new post = dun un what mic is saying??
Or
No new post = dun kno what to write??
Or
No new post = no one log into blog??

Myself, d 1st one..How bout others..

My .................................. .. .. . ... .. . .. .....t....i..n..g......... @@"""

2006-03-11T00:38:00.000+08:00

WA! so many hamsup king!!!
didn't know girls also into this Ting! :D
kit dun fiddle ur chi ku ting
and fred stop inserting
if not will paining..
please return the puting
after my biting
because the girl will loose her ting
then no more ting
but Sam Ting,
and Poh Ting,
i donno why must Poh Ting,
maybe because of the ting @@"?
but i really know a girl called Wan Ting,
and she told me 'it's satu benda' - one thing @@"""
this is a infectious thing!!!
when u sleep will also keep ting ting ting!!!

i'm impressed~

2006-03-10T14:33:00.000+08:00

Oh!! Mic u r d king!!
Didn’t kno lil mic is a fashionable thing !!
Piew veet, my mouth is whistling,
nw at work my mind is ular-ing !!

Puting.....

2006-03-09T19:43:00.000+08:00

Yeah, ong chia teng played mel vern's chi ku ting
And this made me nervous and i start biting
Biting my middle finger and lices roaming around private part thing
I felt high as it's itchy and scratch it while listening to crazy frog 's song ting ting .....
Till michael came with something stickin in his mouth, and that was a "puting".
He said to me that he is desperate and cant suck girls nipples and have no choice to hisap puting.
Out of frustration, he deliberately pull down his pants and wanna start tasting his own chi ku ting.
He had piercing in his dick as i saw lotsa anting anting
I told him to stop everythin
And lastly we stopped at a shop to eat "yeh mei" to menguatkan our tenaga batin........

can't seem to think

2006-03-09T19:37:00.000+08:00

can't seem to get my head popping
ideas ideas to continue not coming
i think guys are better at this kinda thing!
bising - smoking - masturbating and hamsaping! :p

poh ting sam ting on d move again..

2006-03-09T17:43:00.000+08:00

poh ting , sam ting wen missing,

let us go back to d story line thing,

what comes afta shooting,

someone pls help continue this thing ~~~~

don't stop baby!

2006-03-09T16:55:00.000+08:00

this blog suddenly became extra exciting
with the uncensored version thing
never knew that we love creating
which came up to be so so interesting

i love this side of us acting
fooling around with no time wasting
let's continue nutting
cause it's making me sweating...

Kelrynn's turn to ting ting ting..

2006-03-09T10:02:00.000+08:00

A nite before it was as “U” ting,
Now it became “18 SX” ting.
I was thinking to post sum ting,
Very pening,
Cant think of any ting !!!

It was fun thinking this shit ting,
At least it make us all write ting,
Hehe haha all laughing,
From a zz blog to a happening blog ting !!

Wewe wawa, at least I wrote sum ting,
Piuh!! i did my part by contribute ting,
How bout others who have not write any ting,
At least dip ur butt in this shit ting !!

Shooting part 2

2006-03-09T03:17:00.001+08:00

Hey, we guys r really contributing something to this blog thing
Anyway michael u r good with this shit thing
It's a contagious thingie that lure us to produce something
Not like rames's protein thing
Altho cum is full of protein, those girls should do more consumin
Without u girls, we r nothing
And maybe, we would have stop secreting
Thanz for letting them out and we guys do appreciate the thing
After all, we guys do give u nice facial thingie by shooting.....

Shooting part 2

2006-03-09T03:17:00.000+08:00

UNCENSORED VERSION!!

2006-03-08T22:46:00.000+08:00

When Sam Ting saw there was not ting,
He said to himself "why auntie like bull shit ting"?,
He was angry and felt so disappoint ting,
Poh ting asked "wat the hell are u shout ting"?,
Ur mommy told me ur insert ting some ting,
And i tot ur masturbating!!.
Make me so excit ting,
In the end there's not ting!!!

Poh ting asked "Is dat why ur dick standing"?,
Sam ting said "I really feel like 'bit ting' ",
Poh ting said "Then why are u wait ting"?
Come on baby!!! do ur thing!!!

Mommy heard some shout ting,
She went to the room and saw every ting,
Wat the fuck!!!! r u both doing!!!!,
Sam ting got a shock ,turned around started shoot ting,
He was so scared n started sweat ting,
Coz mommy's face was full of the white ting!!!

Mommy said "U poor little thing",
Thank god it's full of protein!!!!!,
As a punishment u better start shoot ting,
For the next 30 days of this white ting,
And then i shall look forever 16 teen!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha

ting ting

2006-03-08T22:12:00.000+08:00

ting ting ting now my turn to bising
beh tahan wanna say something
its all starting to get disgusting
u guys can really think
ok shall stop disturbing
pls cont crafting.... :)

Wan Ting Part???

2006-03-08T17:23:00.000+08:00

Bell rang "Ting Ting Ting"
Sam Ting come apologize to Poh Ting
But Poh Ting was inserting
and ask Sam Ting please waiting
then Sam Ting and mommy Chatting
mommy told Sam Ting she was inserting
Sam Ting feel so exciting
ran up to her room see what's the ting
rupa-rupanya only nose dipping

want thing again

2006-03-08T02:35:00.000+08:00

poh ting was at home doin nothin
mommy asked her to buy something
she said she was busy fisting
mommy asked her what's that thing
she replied it's hand inserting
mommy said is it masturbating
And, she replied it's sort of that thing
So, someone pls continue this thing.......

Wan Ting - PART III

2006-03-07T23:43:00.000+08:00

sam ting started 'dating'
with a gal named 'poh ting'
they went out for 'eating'
at a restaurant called 'ah ting'

they were nicely 'chatting'
suddenly sam ting started 'farting'
it was so 'insulting'
poh ting left 'shouting'

1 "thing" part 2!!!!!

2006-03-07T21:47:00.000+08:00

When he was a baby he already started kicking,
As he grew up, even worse start 'Bit Ting',
This got him into lots of 'Fight Ting',
His parents knew thay had to do 'Some Ting',
But till today they haven't done 'Any Ting'.

Hahahahaha tis is fun!!!! Please feel free to continue from here!!

Wan Ting - satu benda??? @@"?

2006-03-07T02:42:00.000+08:00

met a girl name 'Wan Ting,'
her boyfriend was another 'Ting,'
then they got married without thinking,
got a child called 'Sam Ting'

@@" got it from somewhere.. WTH @@"? please sambung cerita............

Watup!

2006-03-06T15:32:00.000+08:00

What up wid tsmhomies blog ........ can any body post some pic of last saturday.... i dun have d pic wid me... can u can u pls.... (i got some pic in my phone but i dunno how to put in side my com) some thing wrong wif my cable

chewbacca's blog

2006-02-27T20:27:00.000+08:00

check it out! http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/

Where All the LICKING pic

2006-02-26T00:37:00.000+08:00

Thanks MICA....

2006-02-24T03:01:00.000+08:00

Thanx michael.

Tak payah la sampai three dishes of crabs.

Anyway, mic 's lamp berger thingie is doing well and he said to me why not we guys just go and have some fun like makan makan thingie.

So everybody, pls thank mic as he's doing well and we get to eat something good as well. For those who can't make it for the dinner, no worries ,as MIC said, he's not treating only dinner, BEER is on da house too after dinner. it means after the dinner we'll be going somewhere for a booze...

MIC, i really appreciate that man......

P/ S : Do u guys really believe what i'm saying??????

korean dramas..latest craze!!

2006-02-23T23:58:00.000+08:00

yup yup.. this is my latest craze.. :) ehhehee.. wanna sleep an hour ago but just can't resist watching the next episode of "love story in harvard"...

u know the stories ALWAYS has sad endings but the story line is so NICE that its just tooo irresistible not to watch! plus of course there's really good looking actors and actresses!! and then of course there's this availability of the "next" episode everytime cuz its in DVD form... so... how la to stop clicking the "next" button on the player...

can call it addiction but i guess its also a form of leisure.. but a tiring one cuz the next day u'll suffer frm the lack of SLEEPPP... :) and of course their love stories are so much more interesting as compared to hong kong or taiwan dramas.. seriously... CRY & cry & Cry but then there's also oh so romantic story lines...

thanks to these korean series.. my mandarin has also improved! ( dubbed in mandarin..so terpaksa learn how to listen)

recommendation ... to watch LOVE STORY IN HARVARD!!

i think its coming out on 8tv soon... hehehee...

lastly..leave u guys with a pic frm the series.. :p

Telok Gong Menu

2006-02-23T22:59:00.000+08:00

Order, order, place your order!!!

1. Crab
2. Crab
3. Crab
4. Salty Chicken
5. Fut Putt
6. Papan signboard tauhu
7. Late night flower liquor
8. Monk jump wall
9. Tiger climb tree pluck mango
10. Immortal push bullcart

Desert:
Underwater things in coconut n pandan leaves

Total = RM$$$.$$

Lapdance comeon baby

2006-02-23T22:49:00.000+08:00

Some obscene song.................................................................... @@"""""
Who needs a lapdance?

NERD - LAPDANCE ---> http://michaelvanx.geocities.com/LAPDANCE.doc
rename it to LAPDANCE.mp3

Dirty Dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog

[Verse 1] (Pharrell)
I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
Somethin you've never seen before (Never Seen)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
I got somethin chrome (I got somethin chrome)
And I got it from home (I got it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (It ain't a mic)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real! How I feel!
Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill!
I'm just straight ill! Ridin my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians - is soundin like strippers to me
They sayin, but I don't wanna hear it...

[Chorus] (Vita)
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free

[Verse 2] (Pharrell)
It's a raw night (It's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well come on alright (Y'all come on)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
I got somethin for that (I got somethin for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real! How I feel!
Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill!
I'm just straight ill! Ridin my motorcycle down the streets
While the government - is soundin like strippers to me
They keep sayin, but I don't wanna hear it...

[Chorus]

[Verse 3] (Lee Harvey)
When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and gone be
Slap-screws and tattoos that's all me
Two blondes, both arms feelin like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whippin it might crash
Or find me chillin with crackers who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin that nice grass
Burnin the flag, all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
And you know the flow ungodly baby
So lets party baby..
Chicks nickname me powder, they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock-pit
Time for take off, they panties they drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin, ain't that some fly shit?

[Chorus ]

JalAn jaLan CaRi maKan

2006-02-23T10:59:00.000+08:00

wheRe to tHis FRiday?
cAn v maKe it aFta 8pm

uncensored photos

2006-02-21T20:58:00.000+08:00

wah.... so many of uncensored photos by freddie, ya...

can't wait to watch for more live in action from ah bu and ah bi...

maybe this friday? hehehe...

You drink milk, I drink blood.....

2006-02-20T09:56:00.000+08:00

Ah Bi : Ah bu....I feel thirsty la..but dun know what to drink..
Ah Bu : Hmm...drink something natural and good for badan la..dun la always drink beer...
Ah Bi : So....what drink is natural and good for badan wo...
Ah Bu : you think of it la...when you find it just drink la,ok?
Ah Bi : Ok ok...i got it...

Ah Bu : Dun la like this....I dun care....

Ah Bi : Ok Ok, dun be angry...I let you suck...suck my blood la...

Ah Bu : Be prepared...I'm coming,,,kakaka...

Ah Bi : Come on, baby....I'm waiting...

*Above story was create by me, and it is not true..

Ah Bi and Ah bu....please dun angry la,ok?

Tiger Girl??

2006-02-20T09:41:00.000+08:00

Time : 9.45pm
Tiger Girl : How many jugs we should order?

Others : Hmm...chin chai la...

Kenny : Still have 5 more minutes then 10pm liao.End of Happy hours liao..

Tanpa membuang masa, Tiger girl cepat cepat order and talked to the waiter....

Tiger Girl : Give me 5 jugs of Tiger beer!!

Waiter : 5 jugs beer Tiger beer?

Tiger Girl : 5 jugs??Everybody..enough kah?? Hmmm...give me 2 more jugs la..total 7 jugs..

Waiter :Huh!!!ok ok...

Everybody : Hahahahahahaha......

still waiting...

2006-02-19T18:59:00.000+08:00

HeyY!!... still waiting for the nice pics on Ramesh's COOL SONY ERRICSON MOBILE! :p

eheheh lambatnya... cepat la... tak sabar nak tengok all the partying pics! :-)

Eye Candy

2006-02-17T21:44:00.000+08:00

Having some spare time in hand, I experimented with Adobe Photoshop and here are a few examples of my work.

This is npt exactly nicely done, but I still like the feel..

Self portrait

I may be able to do a nice background for the blog if I have everybody's pic.

Cheers people.

Seymour

animal 69?

2006-02-16T12:07:00.000+08:00

wassup with animals doing 69? is that part of their nature?

it caught my attention when i was lingering in a pet shop somewhere along petaling street. they were 2 ugly pugs fooling around when they started getting into 'position'. GOD!

in an instant, took pics of them 'doing it'. the male was on the female and she was enjoying herself. ewewewew....hahaha~

Nexus...

2006-02-16T11:08:00.000+08:00

Checklist for a beach vacation:-

Clean Private Beach.

Powder-like Sand.

Perfect Weather.

Japanese Girls in Bikinis!

Affordable Seafood.

Beer.

http://www.nexusresort.com/new/master.html

2006-02-16T09:53:00.000+08:00

Yup, finally I’m certain tat I’m nt d only 1// I guess there is more out there who jz log in to the blog and logged out feeling disappointed finding nothing new being post..

Agreed that nothing else can beat the “incredible man” post…bt that was till then..

Coming up soon.. “tiGEr gal” and “suSu man..”
P/s: sorry for the delay as there is sum technical issues involved..

Yeah!!

2006-02-15T20:44:00.000+08:00

Yeah!!

No updates for the two time's I've checked!

What? All you couples out there don't have romantic valentine celebration or stuffs?
Guess not many can top the Incredible-Man-Heart-Shaped-Balloon huh?
Me, I had dinner with few frens. All single. Bah!

As usual, updates to some interesting event that many of you might NOT be interested, just something for you guys to see that there are updates. To avoid the-Wah-Three-Day-I-Check-The-Blog-Oso-No-Update boredom.

Cheers

Gagalis (Friday)

MALAM PESTA GAGALIS UBU
LOoSERS of THE world UNITEYou have nothing to loose you are a GAGALIS !!!
TEMPAT/place:UBU/Lost Gen – Not That Balai, No 11 – Lorong Permai, Robson Heights
MASA/time:17/2/05 – Jumaat/Friday8.30 pm/malamtill u drop dead
TEL : 012 – 243-84-06
PARTY masuk PERCUMA – Free entrée

SETIAP KALI VALENTINE DAY datang kamu bersedih – UBU adalah pembela kamu. Kamu dijemput untuk merayakan KEGAGALAN. Berbanggalah sebagai seorang gagalis.

Semua GAGALIS di jemput datang KECUALi peminat Awi, Hakim King Kong, Siti Nurhaliza. Pembaca Metro, Kosmo dan penonton Astro TIDAK dijemput datang. Peminat Mawi boleh datang jika telah bertaubat. Kumpulan sasterawan Failsal Tehrani dipersila jangan datang.

You are a looser. Your packet of condom has not been used since 1998. Your KY jelly is still fresh. You are still a virgin. Your last orgasm was when you had a haircut at Bangsar Utama.

Your last girlfriend was your right hand. Your last boy friend was your middle finger. You dream about sex BUT never had it. THEN come to UBU and celebrate it.

LOSER OF THE WORLD UNITE !!!

MASTURBATE AND DROWN THE STATE!!!

Kamu tak pernah ada awek. Kamu tak pernah ada balak. Kamu TAK PERNAH MENERIMA kad Valentine. Sms kamu TIDAK dilayan. MisCall kamu tidak dibalas. Myspace kamu tak ada response. Kamu masuk chat tapi tak pernah skore. Tak ada siapa nak ajak kamu tengok wayang. Setiap kali Valentine datang kamu kata ada kenduri tahlil di kampong.
BERBANGGA SEBAGAI gagalis. Datang ke PESTA GAGALIS UBU.

MUSIK – rock n roll, twist, cha cha cha, wrong geng, dangdut, kambing hitam, hard core, pangkorB-B-Q – B-B-Q- Babi Que – vegeterian/kanibal dari FOOD NOT BOMBSMINUMAN – sepanjang malam hingga kamu MUNTAH dari FOOD NOT BOMBSSAJAK – Rahmat haron, A.Samad Ismaeel, Sidirman, Din Isman, Din PetaiBAND – Joie Kidd and the Kiddie Porn, Asataka, Blak and His Gitar, Doraisamy BoysPERFORMING – UIKTM murtad, Aiysheh, Siti, Jak and THE SMALL DILDO

KONSEP PESTA oleh Komuniti Jambatan Talawee dan Kumpulan Dialok TerkangkangDESINE FLYER oleh School of Lim Cock Wengkers Kampong Pantai DalamSILA DATANG/BE THERE/BE DARE/ BE BARE !!!!

A Disaster After Valentine (Saturday)

_END_

Seymour

Birthday Surprise!

2006-02-10T10:38:00.000+08:00

i was happily working on my cubicle at 9:15AM when i heard the voice of this Malay lady asking "Helo, tumpang tanye siape Kenny Lee??"

turns out she's the delivery girl for my Birthday Surprise Balloons! apparently Ms Shannon Liew came up with this brilliant idea to get a bunch of heart-shaped pink balloons sent to MY OFFICE!!! seemed like millions of "I love you"s and "Hearts Full of Love"s printed on the balloons!!! first thing that came to mind is Cw's cheeky smile!!! of course the part i loved about it is the fact that a small Mr Incredible soft-toy is used to tie it down:)

from the moment i accepted the balloons from the malay girl, i can already hear the sound of my colleagues' hp camera snapping away!!!

some interesting quotes i received that day:

1) "This looks like a girl's cubicle "
2) "So you are Mr. Incredible?? "
3) "Wow, your gf is really raising the bar for other girls to follow huh.... "
4) "Your gf quite good planning huh, Birthday+Valentine's in a bunch of balloons "

Thanks baby for the pleasant surprise:) i shall start planning for my revenge, (jeng jeng jeng!!!!)

kekekeke ....

-Kenny

tsmhomies

bangkok pics

happy chinese new year 2007!

LOLz! All this happened at SOGO!

French Maid?! @@"?

England Powderfool..

Once Upon a Time in a Galaxy Far Faaar Awayyyy

So quite.. let me post something..

Kel Rynn's Birthday 05 Nov 06

Winning & Losing Faces..

Melvin's Weddign Part 2

Melvin's Wedding

Mah Burfday!!!

Cyber Mesh

Cyber Kif

Message of the day:

Upacara pembukaan Pam(elos)

Hai Yok and Lalas

Oxford dict

SOME PHOTOS

Teluk Gong: POSTPONE

MENU

cherating best pics I

couple of the year

MANA SATU U ORG NAK????

cherating here we come!

ER_WORLDCUP UPDATES!!!

Malacca Trip

new time teller..

outlook

Gangsters Fighting

lotsa lucks to you!

I'm sorry Pakcik Guard, I stole ur sign...

Invitation

忘

For Smokers Only

wa kong?

=.=

Who want to be a star?!?!?!

Cool ads

Guys to Girls... Football CraZie.. FUNNY!

Portaitss....

Daily Quotes...

lagoon

What does Love mean?

YAWN...........

party Animals

Karambunai v1

Entertaiment..

How strong is your average Kelisa?

hmmmm. jgn kahwin awal. lebih lebih kalau u tu kuat minum

Asalamualaikum

Kisah Kisah Mamat Nescafe Ice~~~

Kangkung Oh~~ Kangkung

chap chap..........

referring to the pic posted by KI aka sam ting..

New generation of Sam Ting and Poh Ting

Sam Ting & Poh Ting?

???

My .................................. .. .. . ... .. . .. .....t....i..n..g......... @@"""

i'm impressed~

Puting.....

can't seem to think

poh ting sam ting on d move again..

don't stop baby!

Kelrynn's turn to ting ting ting..

Shooting part 2

Shooting part 2

UNCENSORED VERSION!!

ting ting

Wan Ting Part???

want thing again

Wan Ting - PART III

1 "thing" part 2!!!!!

Wan Ting - satu benda??? @@"?

Watup!

chewbacca's blog

Where All the LICKING pic

Thanks MICA....

korean dramas..latest craze!!